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Things you should know about sharks

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• Shark skeletons are made of cartilage, which is more flexible than bone, which a shark will use to tear you into pieces.
• Shark skin is very hard and sharp, meaning that they’re so badass, touching them will hurt you.
• Most fish wiggle to swim. Sharks are too cool for that, they glide.
• Most fish have one pair of gills; sharks have five to seven, because that’s how much oxygen they need to be that badass.
• The jaws of a shark are the most powerful on Earth. The entire effing Earth.
• Sharks have very enhanced senses, and can hear, smell and feel everything in the water around them. If you step foot into the water, THEY WILL KNOW.
• Sharks have a lifetime supply of teeth. They’re so intense, THEY DON’T NEED A DENTAL PLAN.
• What’s more badass than the fact that there’s very little a shark can’t eat? THEY. DON’T. CHEW.
  
• Shark eggs are tough, leathery, and rectangular, or shaped like spirals and screws. They look badass before they were even born.

BE A SHARK, DAMMIT.

i’m trying…